Children’s Books That Didn’t Make it..

I figured we could all use a little fun after a relatively long week (or month!)One of my co-workers showed me this list today and it is too hilarious not to share.

Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It

1.       You Are Different and That’s Bad

2.       The Boy Who Died From Eating All of His Vegetables

3.       Dad’s New Wife, Robert

4.       Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5.       Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6.       The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking

7.       Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8.       Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9.       The Little Sissy Who Snitched

10.   Some Kittens Can Fly

11.   That’s it, I’m Putting You up For Adoption

12.   Grandpa Gets a Casket

13.   The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

14.   Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

15.   The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

16.   Strangers Have the Best Candy

17.   Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

18.   You Were an Accident

19.   Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

20.   “Pop Goes the Hamster!”…and Other Great Microwave Games

21.   The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

22.   Your Nightmares are Real

23.   Where Would You Like to be Buried?

24.   Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

25.   Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

26.   Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

While we are on the subject of slightly inappropriate subject matter, check out this amazing website I accidentally found while perusing this morning :]


2 thoughts on “Children’s Books That Didn’t Make it..

  1. This is Matt :DI'm at my mom's work after the storm and I just looked at your blog, this post made me laugh.This storm sucks pretty bad, no power or hot water until Monday according to CL&P. Hopefully we can see our favorite librarian soon.Stay warm! Don't let Cordelia & Celia go to Narnia… it's already cold enough

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